The problem that plagued poor Lance/(O, unhappy happenstance !)/ was his constant desire/ to shed his attire / and parade around town without pants.///But Lance pressed on, undismayed/ for the privates he proudly displayed/ were of shape and of size/ to memorialize/ and from lemons, he made lemonade..///in trousers, he’d been forced to waddle/ both boxers and briefs seemed to throttle/ his preposterous “parts”/ but thanks to the Arts/ he found huge success as a model.
The problem that plagued poor Lance/(O, unhappy happenstance !)/ was his constant desire/ to shed his attire / and parade around town without pants.///But Lance pressed on, undismayed/ for the privates he proudly displayed/ were of shape and of size/ to memorialize/ and from lemons, he made lemonade..///in trousers, he’d been forced to waddle/ both boxers and briefs seemed to throttle/ his preposterous “parts”/ but thanks to the Arts/ he found huge success as a model.