That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for August 09, 2021

The stepsisters’ biggest worry was the ugly gowns they would have wear as Cinderella’s bridesmaids.

Congratulations! Your foot fits the slipper and you’ve passed the first elimination round. Now we need you to try on a few undergarments.

Immediately after Cinderella stepped into the slippers, she sent her stepsisters to work in the castle laundry room.

It fits? Great, you can be the star dancer’s foot double. (Everyone knows that dancers’ feet are ugly.)

“If the shoe fits,” thought Cindy’s step-sister, / “then I’m Mrs. to Prince Charming’s Mister.” / But try as she might, / the shoe’s still too tight, / (the sole reason he had to resist her). /// Sister two tried the contest to steal. / With a knife she lopped off her right heel. / But the blood and the gore / pouring onto the floor / caught them wise and torpedoed the deal. /// Cinderella slipped in past the guards, / donned the shoe; gave the Prince her regards. / His heart, Cindy had stolen, / but her foot became swollen / and the glass slipper burst into shards.

If this fits you my love we’ll open up a whole chain of Foot Lockers! (or) I know it’s a fetish damn you. Now try it on while I bite on this teething ring.

“Rindercella and The Pransome Hince” By Archie Campbell (barber on Hee Haw)

“Thèse are my tools to mend you loo, Ma’am”

the tipsy stepsister gasped, oh, look, the foo shi…

No, it does not come in any other colors.

I’d question the wisdom of one who / picks a mate on the fit of a shoe. / Let’s face it, the lass / Who’d wear a shoe made of glass / has a larger foot size than her IQ!

No wonder women take so long in the bathroom.

COUTIER: “Forget that slipper crap. If your ass fits into this chair, you’re in. The Prince ain’t into that Kim Kardashian look…”

“Rest assured my page has given his word as a frat pledge that he will not look up your dress while assisting with the shoe”.

“I know you like accent rugs, but the physical therapist made it very clear that they are dangerous.”

“And here is your ‘throne’. We’ll all just stand here and watch to make sure everything goes well. Bob there will tear off the paper for you.”

Cinderella About to Try on the Glass Slipper: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Richard_Redgrave_-_Cinderella_About_to_Try_on_the_Glass_Slipper.jpg 

has info and links that point to more info about this painting. Other versions points to strip coloration image.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image at 

http://thatispriceless.blogspot.com/2021/08/masterpiece-2766.html 

I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. First work by this artist used here.

My concern was always that dancing in glass slippers was a good way to get one’s feet cut.

REALLY!! SAID CINDY.. do we need this many people to watch me buy shoes?my feet aren’t that big.

Sorry Mum… but your black puppy ran under our carriage and this is all we could scrape up for you. :>)

According to my sainted dad, the scholarly consensus (at the time) was that the glass slipper was a mistranslation of Perrault’s (or his source’s) chaussure de vair, which would be made of (trimmed with?) mink or “fur” (also pretty implausible), not the homophonic “verre” (glass).