They claim to be witches, these three/- but we who know “witch”, disagree../ they’re somewhat less sinister/ than a Lutheran minister-/ or a bankruptcy referee./// As a man with a pair of divorces/ who’s not given to drink, or slow horses/ allow me to state/ that, in my estimate/ they’re less fearsome than wife number three./// And whilst ‘round their caldron they flutter/ the absence of horror is utter:/ if terror’s expedient// read the list of ingredients/ on the tub which contains your “butter”…/// All three are entirely too cute/ to be toying with eye of newt:/ any one of the three/ would be greeted with glee/ on her broom… in her birthday suit !
They claim to be witches, these three/- but we who know “witch”, disagree../ they’re somewhat less sinister/ than a Lutheran minister-/ or a bankruptcy referee./// As a man with a pair of divorces/ who’s not given to drink, or slow horses/ allow me to state/ that, in my estimate/ they’re less fearsome than wife number three./// And whilst ‘round their caldron they flutter/ the absence of horror is utter:/ if terror’s expedient// read the list of ingredients/ on the tub which contains your “butter”…/// All three are entirely too cute/ to be toying with eye of newt:/ any one of the three/ would be greeted with glee/ on her broom… in her birthday suit !