That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for December 31, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 3 years ago

    The Sweater Girl before the sweater.

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 3 years ago

    Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey

    A kiddley divey too, wouldn’t you?

    Yes! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey

    A kiddley divey too, wouldn’t you?

    —Milton Drake
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    Buzzworld  almost 3 years ago

    Yay, nude Friday is back. Happy New Year.

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    As Sandra Boynton used to put it, “Hippo Gnu Year Two Ewes!”

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 3 years ago

    ♪♫ “Sheep may safely graze…”♪♫

    —J.S. Bach/Salomon Franck

    May we all find safe and abundant pasture in this newly dawning year! May yours be a happy one!

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    gopher gofer  almost 3 years ago

    and a happy nude year to ewe 2!

    良いお年を向かいください!

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    Snoopy_Fan  almost 3 years ago

    Well, well… With her in the picture, the new year is getting off to a fantastic start…

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    khmo  almost 3 years ago

    The Kennedy’s got in this game early.

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    cdward  almost 3 years ago

    Happy New Year, everyone.

    As for the picture, I just have to wonder what experiences Andrew Benjamin Kennedy had in life that would make him think of this scenario.

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    Solstice*1947  almost 3 years ago

    /// Weary Red Head Nude Woman can’t sleep.

    Stopped at “three” when she tried counting sheep.

    Her pet Lamb wouldn’t injure

    this most Sensual ginger,

    who is best known as “Little Bo Peep.”

    /// She can’t locate the rest of the flock.

    so she sits, holding onto a rock.

    Could it be she’s been had

    by that suave shepherd lad,

    who removed both her crook and her frock?

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    A Happy and Covid Free New Year all my friends especially Steve Melcher.

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    Reader  almost 3 years ago

    That Mary is baaa-d. And while on New Year’s Eve she has a little lamb, as of New Year’s day she will have had a little lamb chop. Happy New Year!

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    jdculhane46  almost 3 years ago

    They told me I could lose my shirt in sheep business, but this is ridiculous

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Mary had a little lamb. Its fleece was black as soot. And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was under foot.

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    Call me Ishmael  almost 3 years ago

    Amazing Grace, amazing Grace

    she takes her clothes off any damn place

    No man has ever noticed her face…

    But they all know Amazing Grace…

    Amazing Grace, amazing Grace

    So hard to catch, such fun to chase

    So lovely to see, so hard to embrace

    Amazing, amazing Grace……

    Amazing Grace, amazing Grace

    Of clothing, wearing not a trace

    No other girl ever can replace

    Amazing, amazing Grace….

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    Call me Ishmael  almost 3 years ago

    Though sheep may safely graze

    The “goods” that Grace displays

    Suggest that she

    Unsafe will be

    Unless she changes her ways….

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    P51Strega  almost 3 years ago

    There’s no topping Mr. Melcher on this one. Thanks for the wishes, Steve, and a wonderful 2022 for you as well.

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    Call me Ishmael  almost 3 years ago

    Said the shepherd, “Here’s something new..

    I hope I still know what to do…

    I’m lively and lusty,

    But my foreplay is rusty..

    This isn’t my usual ewe …”

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    Another Take  almost 3 years ago

    “You’ll get your kid back when you return my clothes”

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    Linguist  almost 3 years ago

    My Sweet Embraceable Ewe!

    ¡FELIZ AÑO NUEVO! to everyone.

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    To fellow TIP-ers, and Mr. Melcher – thanks for the wit, limericks, repartee, one-liners, groaners, and everything. It keeps me smiling. Happy New Year! Hon. Banjo Toss

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    Call me Ishmael  almost 3 years ago

    This year has been clumsy and “blunder-y”.

    How we got this far is “wonder-y”..

    It’s anyone’s guess

    But nevertheless

    Happy New Year to all and sundry!

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    jscarff57 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Man, those are some long legs! They go all the way up to heaven!

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    philwinn  almost 3 years ago

    Same to You!

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    rmremail  almost 3 years ago

    Mary is wait for her dress to finish growing

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    Rev Phnk Ey  almost 3 years ago

    Hey, some of these comments are not baaaaaaaad.

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    markmoss1  almost 3 years ago

    When your recipe for a wool sweater begins with “Take 3 lambs”, it will take quite a while to finish it.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  almost 3 years ago

    Increasingly worried about how much time the crazy nude woman spends with their kid, the sheep desperately wait for Chris Hanson to show up.

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    mabrndt Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    American Art Deco Mural Sensual Red Head Nude Woman in a Landscape with Sheep

    https://bit.ly/32EZ5zh 

    has info and links that point to more info about this painting. 

    https://bit.ly/3HqW2JT 

    has the larger image that I would have posted to Wikimedia Commons had the painting been before 1926. So, both the title URL and image URL are subject to change.

     

    I couldn’t find info about this artist, other than what’s included in or pointed to by the title URL. First work by this artist used here.

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    Bilan  almost 3 years ago

    I see she got a Knee Lamb for Christmas.

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    anomaly  almost 3 years ago

    Happy New Year, baring good will toward all of you.

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    Call me Ishmael  almost 3 years ago

    “Happy ewe near” to all from my iPad , which has a mind of its own !

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    d1234dick Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    lizza pleading with sheep “I know i didn’t need you in the summer, but winter is coming and i need a knitted bra”. too baaaad said stan, it’s all year long or nothing

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Nothing like a little lamb while on the lam in the mornin’.

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    harebell  almost 3 years ago

    Where would we be without Mr. Melcher to prime the creative pump. Yea Steve, and Happy New Year (which it now is, Eastern Standard Time) to all you creative souls!

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 3 years ago

    HAPPY — I hope — NEW YEAR!

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    Zykoic  almost 3 years ago

    Baaaahhhh!

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    akleinlaw  almost 3 years ago

    The earliest female shaver.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    @solstice*1947 – Very clever…lucky shepherd lad!

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    Call me Ishmael  almost 3 years ago

    “Not tonight, Junior. I have a headache.”

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    Call me Ishmael  almost 3 years ago

    To the prurient , this may not seem

    Just a pleasantly pastoral theme .

    They think it’s a nude -

    But it’s nothing so crude…

    It’s a landscape, “three sheep by a stream”..

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    Call me Ishmael  almost 3 years ago

    The nude is an afterthought

    To be present she shouldn’t ought

    She’s upstaging the sheep

    Who, though naked, can’t keep

    Pace with her, when she also wears naught.

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    Call me Ishmael  almost 3 years ago

    It’s profoundly unfair to the ewe..

    She thinks it’s a “petting zoo “

    Who hasn’t a clue

    Her kid’s destined for stew…

    And probably she is, too….

    Real Justice is long overdue…

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    Solstice*1947  almost 3 years ago

    /// This is Nature! They’re au naturel.

    Not just “Red Head”— the three sheep as well.

    Red’s not shy, she won’t dwell

    on attire in the dell.

    She, (like Venus), came out of her shell.

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