That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for March 11, 2022

“And the left one is just as good?”

“For the job of a wet nurse I’ll have to sample the wares.”

It was always hard to tell what Lady Godiva was thinking

The original “wardrobe malfunction”

Bernardo breaks onto that timeless Rodney Carrington ballad – https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=show+them+to+me

With limited success.

It’s evident she’s going all out/

His natural urges to call out/

And the method she’s chosen/

Is slyly exposin’/

The poor guy to “nippular” fallout.

OK, I’ll let go of your wrist ………………………… then shall I suppose taking hold of your breast is out of the question?

Well, I’m open for business, but for another kind of business, do you understand?

/// “Would you rather see leg or a breast?”

When he answered, she partly undressed.

“Signorina, desist!”

he cried, grabbing her wrist.

“It was chicken I hoped to ingest.”

You’re awfully forward. We’re going to have to nip this in the bus…bud. Beer anyone?

I guess their future together will remain uncertain, if ‘Date unknown’ means anything.

Do you want milk with that?

i heard that you can’t eat just one…

When I first asked my wife out all those years ago, I said, “Would you like to go get some coffee?” Her response was not nearly as encouraging as this. She said, “I don’t drink coffee.”

“I was asking if you’d rather have coffee or tea-t. Either way, I’ll provide the milk.”

“Ummm…So sorry my dear, I do hope you understand, but you’ll have to put those away for now. I am truly embarrassed to say this, but it seems that I’ve got to go home and change my codpiece.”

Yes, they are tempting, but I can’t afford a whole tank of gas

He seemed to be fond of drawing women with one boob hanging out. I think he was trying to make it happen.

Also, I found a website with this painting. Took a second to realized that had a teeny little blur square covering just the little nipple – LOL!

Well, your pulse is fine…

Whoops, wardrobe malfunction.

I’ve got a pair of matched cantaloupes that size at home.

It’s a bit nippley out here today.

I beg your assistance, kind Sirs/

For to me, all at once, it occurs/

To wonder (like those/

Who observe this strange pose)/

Is he taking his own pulse, or hers ?

By my troth, Lucinda, your button’s come undone.

Nuthin could be moister than a cluster in the cloister in the mor-or-or in’…

“Can I use your hand for about five minutes?”

2 old ladies in a theater…“Gladys the guy next to me is playing with himself.”

“Just ignore him.”

“I can’t, he’s using my hand.”

" Lucretia, I’m begging you, for the family’s sake, stop giving it away for free! "

Excuse me ma’am but I did pay full price and the sign clearly states 2 for 1 on Fridays.

Specifically, café au lait.

Man apologizing for body shaming woman.

To live on in art, I suupose / Is the fate that she quite freely chose / Yet she won’t stop complaining, / “In Old Master painting / It’s so hard to hang on to your clothes!”

“When I said “tit for tat”, I didn’t mean that. But it will do."

It must be baseball season. She’s got one out, and he’s trying to get to second base…

Do you like milk in your coffee?

Good caution, Bro, you can’t be too careful these days; get her consent in writing too…

“My eyes are up here, PIG!”

Painting entitled “The Origin Of The Nip Slip”

“Mother, I’m starting to worry that I’ve gotten too old for breast-feeding.”

Now that the formalities are over, lets get down to the real business at hand, unbridled sex.

“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You seduced my father. Prepare to…umm…what was I saying?”

there’s a pretty kinky suggestion here that I’m not going to make

Is this a nip slip Carla or an invitation?

Young Lady and Her Suitor or Woman Visited by her Lover: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bernardino_Licinio_-_Young_Lady_and_Her_Suitor.jpg 

has info and links that point to more info about this painting. The “Catalogue Note” at the Source link has a description.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image at 

https://thatispricelessblog.com/2022/03/masterpiece-2893 

and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. So far 2 works, by this artist, have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2022/02/28?comments=visible 

has the prior.

“Yes, and it’s spectacular!”

“Mamma Mia ! ‘At’sa some spicy meatball !”

The new ship’s owner sent the carver over to take measurements and sketches of her modeling as a ship’s figurehead. The carver reported that it was going to be difficult because she was broader in the beam than the main beam and he was going to need a chunk of main mast to capture all of her glory.

He: You have stolen my heart!

She: It looks like you don’t know where your heart is supposed to be!

/// You may ask why she bared just one breast

while so many nudes show their whole chest.

Here’s the truth: Not all get

an exact matching set,

so she showed him her right one, the “best.”

To each his own, I guess

As your Doctor, ethics limits my bedside manners to a noninvasive treatment of your hot flashes…

i knew that girl…

There are wardrobe malfunctions galore/he has surely seen nipples before/The poor schmuck she is teasin/Is just trying to reason/his way to a price he’ll afford.

only cafe au lait