Father Houlihan got hard to handle/
And she fears she’ll be causing a scandal../
But to rape she’s averse/
She did something far worse/
Than curse him with bell, book, and candle..///
Father Houlihan lies in the nave/
Where the fatal blows bravely she gave/
Just a couple of “taps”/
He collapsed in the apse…/
And soon he will lie in his grave…///
Father H. was a nasty old souse/
Who assaulted the girl in “God’s House”/
And (far worse than that !)/
In the course of their “spat”/
He ruined her favorite blouse !
Father Houlihan got hard to handle/
And she fears she’ll be causing a scandal../
But to rape she’s averse/
She did something far worse/
Than curse him with bell, book, and candle..///
Father Houlihan lies in the nave/
Where the fatal blows bravely she gave/
Just a couple of “taps”/
He collapsed in the apse…/
And soon he will lie in his grave…///
Father H. was a nasty old souse/
Who assaulted the girl in “God’s House”/
And (far worse than that !)/
In the course of their “spat”/
He ruined her favorite blouse !