From the posture that he’s displayed/
It’s difficult to evade/
The painful conclusion/
(There can be no confusion)/
That D’Artagnan is one gay blade..///
Portly Porthos looks on in dismay/
At this rather unseemly display/
Aramis and Athos/
Will smirk at the bathos/
All three may be “blown away”///
How little they realize/
That despite his diminutive size/
And his ringlets of gold/
The kid they behold/
Is a killer in foppish disguise.
From the posture that he’s displayed/
It’s difficult to evade/
The painful conclusion/
(There can be no confusion)/
That D’Artagnan is one gay blade..///
Portly Porthos looks on in dismay/
At this rather unseemly display/
Aramis and Athos/
Will smirk at the bathos/
All three may be “blown away”///
How little they realize/
That despite his diminutive size/
And his ringlets of gold/
The kid they behold/
Is a killer in foppish disguise.