That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for November 16, 2022

/// Eryk’s grandfather was a poor farmer.

Now the grandson’s a stressed Knight in Armour.

Here he tries not to place

his blade into his face.

Eryk cuts himself— he’s a self-harmer.

Full time knight; part-time mohel.

Maxwell was ready to drop the turkey into the deep fryer.

Leopold, showing off his new suite of armor, and the can opener required to get him out of it.

Vlad had to stand in the corner in full uniform for an untrimmed soul parch!

without his codpiece, Rex didn’t feel completely protected!

I hope Darrell has had his tetanus shot.

Now that he thought back on it, Walter realized that Wild Wanda the tavern girl back in Noxema meant he should take off his scraggly facial hair, NOT his ARMOUR! Yeah, that made more sense.

Noxema girl: Take it off, take it off, take it ALL off!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EkpGM_MvZ2Y

In the years since this painting was made/

Mother Russia has sadly decayed/

Her troops once wore plate/

But no longer. Of late/

They wear cloth – and it’s usually frayed.

That knight is such a piker.

“Be honest. Does this armor make me look fat?”

Vlad checks out the latest in cross-dressing armor fashion. Wonders if he should go with a more ample breastplate.

“You talkin’ to me, eh?”

Although his job was street sweeper, he truly believed “dress for the job you want”

It’s 2:00, and all is not well with Sergey’s large intestine.

I hate it when I get all decked out in this then have to “go”

Ivan learned how to sleep standing straight up. If his head fell forward he was in for a rude awakening.

Dharma grew tired of her husband’s overreactions every time she had a splinter.

It was about this time, after donning all his armor, that Rudolph regretted having that second bowl of chili …

NOT the ideal time for last night’s cabbage soup to kick in.

“Dude! What happened to your face?”

“I don’t want to talk about it…”

Lonely during guard duty, Ivan would often dance with his pike.

“Oil can! OIL CAN!”

Nobody ever had to shave for midwatch.

Sergei, thinking happy thoughts about the young lad from yesterday’s painting.

“What’s my line again? Oh yeah, Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”

Knight in armour: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Aleksander Lesser" site=commons.wikimedia.org 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found, and once there find the text string armour, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3030 (November 16, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the blog entry with my comment pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 2 works by this artist have been used here. The November 15, 2022, strip has the prior.

Sentry duty at Castle Anthrax was basically an easy job.

‘Silent but deadly’.

almost lost his manhood with sword blade he stepped back just in time. he got the other guy cut up.

At this particular moment, all Сергий could think was, HELMET LAWS SUCK!

“It slices, it dices, and, if you Act Now, he’ll throw in a second one absolutely free … just pay a separate fee!”

Pour demain :

Of all of the works of Renoir/

(That lusty impressionist star)/

This painting has pandered

To my rigorous standard/

To me, it’s his best by far !