This is a one-owner concubine, low mileage with lots of extras. Previous owner was an 85 year old Sultan who only took her to ceremonies and state dinners. I can get you a one year same as cash deal and throw in the couch. But you need to make a decision now. I’ve got a shah and a bit coin magnate I’m showing to tomorrow. They don’t call me Sweet Deal Larry, King of the trade ins for nothing!
Santa misunderstood my request. I asked him for a pretty female dog, but I used that other word, and I woke up to find this under my tree. She just sleeps all day and when she wakes she yells at me constantly, but, look at her!
(syntax supported by the Google, Yahoo, Bing, Duckduckgo, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and click the first Category: found, and once there, search for the Wife text string, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by merely clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1773 (9/5/17) (December 14, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment. I have added a comment there pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. First work by this artist used here (2 times total, including this Throwback Thursday repeat), the September 5, 2017, strip being its first use.
BE THIS GUY almost 2 years ago
Candaules liked to show off what he thought was his, but the Queen was her own woman and would get her revenge for this dishonor.
Solstice*1947 almost 2 years ago
/// King Candaules thought none would believe
how his wife looked when naked as Eve.
He told Gyges, “Her beauty
must be seen; it’s your duty.”
But she woke before Gyges could leave.
/// G. was summoned next day by the Queen.
“Vile voyeur, you must now choose between
suicide (for your sin),
or do Candaules in.”
So he skewered the King through the spleen.
rmremail almost 2 years ago
Yeah, she’s ready for you – I slipped her a couple of roofies.
BE THIS GUY almost 2 years ago
My original comment in 2017:
“You can look but you can’t touch unless you give me Croatia.”
rmremail almost 2 years ago
This slave girl is half off because she spends all her time sleeping. But the price is only half off because she sleeps in the nude.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 2 years ago
“Gosh dad, this is the best birthday gift you’ve ever given me.”
Bilan almost 2 years ago
It’s good to be the king.
Tyge almost 2 years ago
This is a one-owner concubine, low mileage with lots of extras. Previous owner was an 85 year old Sultan who only took her to ceremonies and state dinners. I can get you a one year same as cash deal and throw in the couch. But you need to make a decision now. I’ve got a shah and a bit coin magnate I’m showing to tomorrow. They don’t call me Sweet Deal Larry, King of the trade ins for nothing!
Charliegirl Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I just can’t “like” this one.
ronaldspence almost 2 years ago
Sir Loin unwraps his gift a little early…
PraiseofFolly almost 2 years ago
“Just because Al Franken resigned for a thing like this doesn’t mean YOU have to!”
GoComicsGo! almost 2 years ago
“Ha! You said you didn’t like women.”
blackman2732 almost 2 years ago
“Yes. I was against it at first. Now I’m glad my sister-in-law is staying with us.”
jdculhane46 almost 2 years ago
Prince Clarence was a bit slow. The King had to finally resort to visual aids to teach him the “facts of life”
Call me Ishmael almost 2 years ago
His wife’s in amazing condition:/
She looks great in any position !/
He’s displayed her to friends/
And now he intends/
To expand – and start charging admission…
Call me Ishmael almost 2 years ago
He attempted to charge admission/
But neglected to ask her permission/
So she found someone new/
Who ran the King through/
And assumed the King’s former position///
So in the event you’re made King/
(Who knows what your future may bring?)/
Be sure to take care/
That the royal derrière/
Remains a mysterious thing.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member almost 2 years ago
The King was known for giving the best Christmas presents, much to the Queen’s dismay!
Wendy Murray Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Thats a little cringe
Buzzworld almost 2 years ago
“Oh my, those are perfect.” “And they’re real.”
wincoach Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Santa misunderstood my request. I asked him for a pretty female dog, but I used that other word, and I woke up to find this under my tree. She just sleeps all day and when she wakes she yells at me constantly, but, look at her!
The Wolf In Your Midst almost 2 years ago
“Father! There’s some gauzy bint on my favorite fainting couch!”
.
“Well, there go my hopes for grandchildren….”
Another Take almost 2 years ago
“HEY YOU DWARVES! DID YOU MAYBE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF SNOW WHITE AFTER SHE ATE THAT APPLE?”
Another Take almost 2 years ago
Was Frederic Moench teased as a child by other boys calling him Butt Moench? I bet he was.
mabrndt Premium Member almost 2 years ago
The Wife of King Candaules:
Paste (including the quote marks)
"Category:Charles-Victoire-Frederic Moench" site=commons.wikimedia.org
(syntax supported by the Google, Yahoo, Bing, Duckduckgo, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and click the first Category: found, and once there, search for the Wife text string, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by merely clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1773 (9/5/17) (December 14, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment. I have added a comment there pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. First work by this artist used here (2 times total, including this Throwback Thursday repeat), the September 5, 2017, strip being its first use.
posse1 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I thought for sure there was gonna be a comment regarding sun screen.
Csaw Backnforth almost 2 years ago
Yes Oedipus, your wife is really your mother. “Oh, my eyes.”
d1234dick Premium Member almost 2 years ago
jenny, faking sleeping until the men leave so she can get dressed.
gopher gofer almost 2 years ago
♪ kingster, be wise, keep your mouth shut, don’t advertise your woman…
Solstice*1947 almost 2 years ago
/// Candaulism’s a sexual fetish,
where a girl is displayed as coquettish
for her male partner’s pleasure.
Other men view his “treasure”
and those voyeurs will render him wettish.
Running Buffalo Premium Member almost 2 years ago
The oracle told me that in 150 years, something called the internet will let thousands see her like this, not just you!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 2 years ago
Sleeping beauty I see.