That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for April 21, 2023

/// Reiter’s Slumbering Woman in bed

is his wife on the night they were wed.

His magnificent frau

needs some lovemaking now,

but he set out to paint her instead.

Helga woke up with a huge hangover and was too tired to kick out the painter.

“Well, good morning! Sorry—what’s your name again?”

Looks like that shapeshifter Klaus has taken the form of a duvet!

Not only was Helga slumbering, she was also dreaming. Boy, was she DREAMING!

She isn’t sleeping, she’s advertising.

Ten orga$m$ in a row…going for a new record!

Sometimes Casper got a little TOO friendly …

Oh how many times have I heard this…..“Not tonight dear…I’ve got a headache!”

So, some guy paid Johann for this to hang in his den?

“Sweet mystery of life, at last I found you.”

It’s good to be the artist!!

Heidi lay there thinking, “I’ve got no idea where I am, whose bed this is, what time it is, or even what day, but boy that was one helluva a party!”

((“She won’t mid if I paint her while she’s sleeping.”))

Ah, a duvet. We use duvets. I “discovered” them when in med school in Edinburgh. First wife, an American, did not like them until a very cold winter. Present wife, of 27 years, has always used them. The cats love them.

It couldn’t be an IKEA. Everything is already put together.

“So that was ‘a fate worse than death’! Mmmm…”

This new Bed, Bath & Beyond ad campaign seems kind of desperate.

.

…I mean, I won’t say it’s not working….

“I’m not sleeping — I’m a mattress demonstrator. "

He is just painting until the morning light fades and the breakfast raw oysters kick in.

Excuse me, Ma’am, Ma’am, Wake up! You can’t sleep in here. This is an IKEA.

The men in the store would say otherwise.

Slumbering Woman: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Johann Baptist Reiter" site=commons.wikimedia.org 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string 5547, and click its link for info and links that point to more info (perhaps best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3118 (April 21, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. First work by this artist used here.

She’s had one too many Swedish meatballs.

how do i know we had a great time? when i throw my panties at the wall and they stick, i had a great time

/// As, last night, to his bed she was heading,

all her clothing she slowly was shedding.

In the morn she’d awaken,

thinking she’d been forsaken.

Wait! Who’s under that bulge in the bedding?

As a customer, I really have noProblem with her taking a nap there …

Aren’t you hot in/under that?

Oh, I get it now. George Washington slept here.

I know. I’m making your furniture more interesting.

Shush! She’s selling a lot of beds!

I wonder if the artist got in as much trouble with his wife as I did when I took a photo of my partner sleeping?

Great moments in vaginal portraiture.

She thought, "If I make it ahead,

For breakfast, we’ll have some fresh bread."

But the dough rose so fast

Before midnight had passed

That it pounded her down in her bed.

Oh Conrad, you leave me so satisfied….oh sorry, I mean Carl!

and her nightie is off, (more or less).

But that’s no indiscretion.

In the lady’s profession

she won’t dress; she’ll UNdress for success.