I once posted a sign on my lawn next to the driveway which read as follows. “NOTICE: I have found Jesus. I own a vacuum cleaner, a set of encyclopediae, three hair brushes, and a sufficiency of Tupperware (plus lids). My diet forbids cookies, candies, or other baked goods. My car is washed. I am fully insured. I know whom I will vote for. I do not sign petitions. I cut my own grass. I am well supplied with stationary, wrapping paper, and flashlight batteries. Therefore, if you ring my doorbell uninvited (unless it is Halloween and you are under the age of 15), You are a trespasser. Bullets are expensive, so there will be no warning shot. The gators in the moat are always hungry, so remains will not be returned to next of kin. Thank you for your attention. God Bless You. Now Go Away!”
I once posted a sign on my lawn next to the driveway which read as follows. “NOTICE: I have found Jesus. I own a vacuum cleaner, a set of encyclopediae, three hair brushes, and a sufficiency of Tupperware (plus lids). My diet forbids cookies, candies, or other baked goods. My car is washed. I am fully insured. I know whom I will vote for. I do not sign petitions. I cut my own grass. I am well supplied with stationary, wrapping paper, and flashlight batteries. Therefore, if you ring my doorbell uninvited (unless it is Halloween and you are under the age of 15), You are a trespasser. Bullets are expensive, so there will be no warning shot. The gators in the moat are always hungry, so remains will not be returned to next of kin. Thank you for your attention. God Bless You. Now Go Away!”
The HOA made me take it down.