They’d reached an acceptable, if tense, stalemate: He ignored the fact that she was sleeping with the pool boy, and she ignored the fact that he was sleeping with the pool boy.
.
The only real downside was that the pool never seemed to get cleaned.
(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, Brave, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found, and once there find the text string Morning, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.
Again, a larger strip image is also shown by merely clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1852 (December 22, 2017) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment. I have added a comment there pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, only work by him used here (2 times total, including this repeat), the December 24, 2017, strip being its first use.
Charles couldn’t decide which annoyed him more, the fact that she was so good at ventriloquism, or that the baby dummy humiliated his lack of bedroom prowess and his inability to give his wife a child.
rmremail about 2 months ago
How about Syphilis?
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 2 months ago
Portrait time during Christmas was always good business for Rent-a-Baby.
Solstice*1947 about 2 months ago
/// They don’t face their Yule tree Christmas Morning,
(which they’d taken scant time in adorning).
Since the baby was born
Clarence spent every morn
heaping scorn on his wife without warning.
/// Though his wife remained proper and prim,
Clarence sat far away, looking grim.
Her good name he’d reviled
since he first saw the child;
it did not, he declared, look like him.
Jayalexander about 2 months ago
We’re just not FUN anymore.
The Wolf In Your Midst about 2 months ago
They’d reached an acceptable, if tense, stalemate: He ignored the fact that she was sleeping with the pool boy, and she ignored the fact that he was sleeping with the pool boy.
.
The only real downside was that the pool never seemed to get cleaned.
jdculhane46 about 2 months ago
The look when you notice that your baby looks a lot like your friend Mike
MS72 about 2 months ago
That’s not MY kid.
Durak Premium Member about 2 months ago
The diamond is cheaper.
gigagrouch about 2 months ago
A diamond necklace would go a long way towards covering legal fees…
aerotica69 about 2 months ago
The Old Man was not happy about the infant his wife gave him for Christmas. He had been hoping for a bowling ball and a can of Simoniz.
Buzzworld about 2 months ago
“No we’re not naming him Jesus.”
Holden Awn about 2 months ago
Or, perhaps that menage a trois he’d been dropping hints about…
mabrndt Premium Member about 2 months ago
Christmas Morning:
Paste (including the quote marks)
"Category:Harry Roseland" Wikimedia
(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, Brave, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found, and once there find the text string Morning, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.
Again, a larger strip image is also shown by merely clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1852 (December 22, 2017) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment. I have added a comment there pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, only work by him used here (2 times total, including this repeat), the December 24, 2017, strip being its first use.
mistercatworks about 2 months ago
Wow. He’s already given her perfect lighting.
Bilan about 2 months ago
What’s the best way to spend Christmas morning? Sitting there for hours while somebody paints you.
Impkins Premium Member about 2 months ago
Nice tree. :)
Call me Ishmael about 2 months ago
“Will this bloody Hanukkah never end?”
6turtle9 about 2 months ago
Charles couldn’t decide which annoyed him more, the fact that she was so good at ventriloquism, or that the baby dummy humiliated his lack of bedroom prowess and his inability to give his wife a child.
mokspr Premium Member about 2 months ago
Lucille Ball alway regretted letting them use her 1973 Xmas special for the product placement of the “My Little Regan” doll!
d1234dick Premium Member about 2 months ago
i am sure santa will be young and ripped like you want.
Running Buffalo Premium Member about 2 months ago
Some comments from 12/24/2017:
Bilan: That awkward Christmas morning when they both believed each other saying that they really didn’t want a present.
prrdh: Shouldn’t that be ‘that marriage she’d been dropping hints about’ (especially after the kid arrived)?
J Short: Dad knew it was always a good idea to by larger clothing, knowing the child would grown into it.
Running Buffalo Premium Member about 2 months ago
Yep Mabel. 1.5 more of those, and we’ll be that average family everybody brags about.
Running Buffalo Premium Member about 2 months ago
Despite all of their talk about having cats, the tree being up and decorated proved otherwise.
JH&Cats about 2 months ago
That’s probably one of those you can have your family’s faces pasted in on.