“We’ve got to stop meeting like this/
Despite the arboreal bliss/
Said the lass to the tree./
Our love cannot be !
My husband knows something’s amiss!”///
Said the tree,” I believe you are right/
And I quite sympathize with your plight:/
Those scratches are nasty-/
you may need dermoplasty /
for my bark is much worse than my bite..”
“We’ve got to stop meeting like this/
Despite the arboreal bliss/
Said the lass to the tree./
Our love cannot be !
My husband knows something’s amiss!”///
Said the tree,” I believe you are right/
And I quite sympathize with your plight:/
Those scratches are nasty-/
you may need dermoplasty /
for my bark is much worse than my bite..”