Thatababy by Paul Trap for June 26, 2011
Transcript:
Thatababy: What's black and white and red on top? The Girl: A hot fudge sundae! Thatababy: No! It's a police car! The Girl: I don't get it. Thatababy: Old-timey police cars were black with white doors with a single red flasher on the roof! Here's another. What's black and white and red all over? The Girl: I don't know. Thatababy: A newspaper! The Girl: ? Thatababy: Red, the color and read, the past tense of 'to read,' sound the same! The Girl: I still don't get it. Thatababy: Before news was on the Internet, it was delivered to people's homes printed in black ink on white paper called a newspaper!
The real answer to the second one is “a zebra with a sunburn”.