Transcript:
phone: for, english say 'english'.
dad: english.
phone: for technical support, say 'tech'.
dad: tech.
phone: to speak to a representative, say 'flibberty floob'.
dad: flibberty floob?
phone: please sing your account number as loudly as possible.
I knew it! This is why I refuse to participate in this nonsense. I just keep pressing “0”