Thatababy by Paul Trap for August 25, 2013
Transcript:
mom: look it! grandma sent you a card! thatababy: really? so let me get this straight... grandma got in her car and drove to the store...she looked through rows and rows of cards and picked this one out for me. then she drove home, got out a pen and wrote me a note...she put it in an envelop, addressed it, stuck a stamp on it...then took a walk, and dropped it in a mailbox! it was shipped across the country, where a mail carrier brought it right to my house! wow. it would have been so much easier to have sent an email or tweet! either grandma is crazy or i must be very special.
Grandma is sane, everyone else is crazy.