Thatababy by Paul Trap for June 21, 2014
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mom: what'cha doing? dad: baseball is looking for a new commissinoer, so i'm working on my application. i'm proposing a return to single-ticket double-headers on weekends! i'd also limit pitching changes to one per inning!! and have every team but a cartoon character on their caps like the orioles! mom: this is why the lawn never gets mowed.
Dream on, Thatadad, dream on.