Thatababy by Paul Trap for February 22, 2015
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Transcript:
dad: i'm about to blow this kid's mind with some knowledge, so i've wrapped his head tight with a towel to help him keep it all together! let's look at a timeline, shall we, and travel together back to the days of the dinosaur! loo closely-you'll see the t-rex lived closer to the time of man than the time of the stegosaurus!! whomp! dad: mom should have worn a towel!
Some visitors at a museum asked the guard, “How old is that dinosaur skeleton?”“72 million and 12 years.”“Gee, how can they date it so accurately?”“Well, when I started work here, they told me it was 72 million years old, and I’ve been here 12 years.”