Thatababy by Paul Trap for April 24, 2020

In the Family Guy version, he landed on the windshield of the Millennium Falcon.

that is something worth pondering, Dad

The Dark Side was with him.

Me too my bro

Like I told my kids when we watched IX the other night: “It doesn’t matter”. Which ended up being the appropriate answer for almost any question related to that film.

I’m wondering when he had time to have a family. He was plotting against Amidala from the very beginning!

It’s ether the Force or Hollywood.

\\//_

Well, in Star Wars Legends, he figured out how to have clones of himself, where whenever he would die he would just go into a new clone as he was so strong in the force, he ends up bringing luke to the dark side, and resurrecting the Empire, but Luke is able to turn away and destroy all the clones.

Star Wars. Started with a bang, ended with a whimper…

He doesn’t. The emperor that shows up in the last movie is a clone.

He fell through a plot hole and emerged safely on the other side?

Because his real, but secret, identity is Wile E. Coyote.

He didn’t. Clones.

spolier!

I still have no idea how Palps was able to have a wife and a child.

His knowledge of the Sith in relation to immortality kept him from being killed.