The Adventures of Business Cat by Tom Fonder for May 16, 2016
Transcript:
Business Cat: I just don't know what to do with you anymore, Michaels. You're insubordinate, you don't listen, and you seem to be incapable of completing a single task assigned to you! I'm afraid there's nowhere left for me to turn. You've been given one too many chances. It's time to take drastic action.
This would have worked better the other way around