The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 15, 1996
January 13, 1996
January 16, 1996
Transcript:
Brutus: Gladys, can you tell if my new "Miracle Growth" hair treatment is working on my bald spot?
Gladys: By golly, I think it is!
Gladys: That one hair in the middle looks a little longer today!
Hah, those Miracle Grown products are a scam. I feel bad Brutus wasted his money on a useless product.