The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 14, 1996
Transcript:
Hurricane Hattie O'Hara: Hello, Wilberforce ? This is Hurricane Hattie...you wanna be my valentine? Wilberforce: Why, sure! Say, what made you decide to ask me ? Hurricane Hattie O'Hara: Well, my first choice was Brad Pitt... Hurricane Hattie O'Hara: But I didn't know his phone number.
Um Hurricane, you can’t just call Brad Pitt, his line is too busy and most celebrates don’t answer phone calls. By the way, did you know Brad Pitt was in the 1992 adult film Cool World?