The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 24, 1996
Transcript:
Gladys: Hockey? Sheesh after six months of football is finally over don't tell me it's more of the same ! Brutus: Look at it this way gladys football games have four quarters, hockey games only have three periods. Gladys: Well thank goodness for that Brutus: I guess I'll wait to tell her that's four 15 minute quarters versus three 20 minute periods.