The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 14, 1996
May 13, 1996
May 15, 1996
Transcript:
Coworker: Something wrong thorny? Brutus:I've been on edge since I saw that tv special about tornadoes last week Coworker: The one where they said to go to your basement if you hear a sound like a freight train? Brutus: Yeah Coworker: Those were just helpful safety tips... nothing for you to feel paranoid about Brutus: Easy for you to say, you don't live next to the train tracks.
Also he doesn’t have a basement!