The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 19, 1998
Transcript:
Gladys: Will you please clean some of those boxes of your old things out of the garage today? Brutus: But, Gladys, I'm saving those things! They might be worth something someday, you know! Gladys: We've got a new $20,000 car sitting out in the driveway because the garage is full of old junk!