The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 14, 2007
Transcript:
"On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Twelve drummers drumming, eleven pipers piping, ten lords a-leaping, nine ladies dancing..." "Eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming, six geese a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree" "Just where do they sell presents like that, anyway?"