The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 03, 2010
Transcript:
Brutus says, "Hello?" Phone says, "This is the Acme Polling Service. I'd like to ask you a few questions about the election." Brutus says, "What- you didn't pester me enough over the last month? Why are you still calling- don't you realize the election is over?" Phone says, "Yes. This survey is seeking your opinions about next year's election!"