The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 21, 2011
Transcript:
Brutus: I'm flying to the coast on business - I'll be there in less than two hours! Hurricane Hattie O'Hara: How much will that cost? Brutus: My round-trip ticket cost six hundred dollars! Hurricane Hattie O'Hara: Wow! What a rip-off! Hurricane Hattie O'Hara: For that much money, they should let you fly a lot longer than that!
So true, girl. And if he’s on Spirit, they’ll charge him $5 more for printing his boarding pass, some more for using the overhead bin, and gods know what else.