The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 17, 2011
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Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Doctor: How are you feeling today, Brutus? Brutus: I worry about having so many ailments. I think I must be a hypochondriac! Doctor: You shouldn't worry - the results of your annual physical exam show you are in fine health! Brutus: Is a hypochondriac a person who thinks he has ailments that he doesn't actually have? Doctor: Correct. Brutus: So if I think I'm a hypochondriac, that must mean I'm not really a hypochondriac... Brutus: Which means I actually am sick!
Ironically, hypochondriacs tend to live longer than other folks.