The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 21, 2011
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Transcript:
Brutus: Someone has a big birthday coming up soon!
Gladys: I know...but I've decided I don't want any fuss - no presents, no party, no cards!
Brutus: You know, Gladys, ignoring your birthday won't keep you from being a year older!
How ironic! Today’s my 52nd birthday, and my sister told me just yesterday: “At our age, I figure it’s best to just ignore them and hope they go away….LOL”. I told her I figured I’d rather people thought I looked good for my age, than to lie and people think I look terrible for the fake age. Besides, I like to celebrate, and my birthday is a good excuse to do so.
How ironic! Today’s my 52nd birthday, and my sister told me just yesterday: “At our age, I figure it’s best to just ignore them and hope they go away….LOL”. I told her I figured I’d rather people thought I looked good for my age, than to lie and people think I look terrible for the fake age. Besides, I like to celebrate, and my birthday is a good excuse to do so.