The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 05, 2011
September 04, 2011
September 06, 2011
Transcript:
TICKET WINDOW
Brutus: I'd like two seats for today's game!
Salesman: We're almost sold out - I just have standing room only tickets.
Brutus: Okay, give me two seats in standing room only!
First sign of old age, senility.