The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 29, 2012
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Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Mr. Veeblefester: Sometimes, my boy, a man needs to toot his own horn! Mr. Veeblefester: I was born to a family of few means, so I went to work as an underage laborer to help pay the bills... Mr. Veeblefester: Through guts and sheer determination, I worked my way up from the ground floor to become CEO... Mr. Veeblefester: And along the way, I grew this company from near-bankruptcy to the profitable powerhouse it is today! Mr. Veeblefester: Impressive accomplishments, wouldn't you agree? Brutus: Remarkable, Chief. Brutus: Now, if you could just do something about your breath!
I thought the boss had said in an earlier strip that he inherited his wealth and the business.