The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 22, 2012
Transcript:
Gladys: Mama called to say my second cousin, Ignatz, passed away. I hadn't seen him since I was a kid. Brutus: Gee, I'm sorry to hear that. Do you think he might have left something for you in his will? Gladys: Cousin Ignatz was so poor, he didn't leave a will - he left an IOU!
Smart guy – let the IRS try to collect in the afterlife.