The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 24, 2012
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Transcript:
Brutus: Chief, can you tell me what qualifications I lack for a management position? Mr. Veeblefester: To be frank, in order to give orders, first you must learn to take orders! Brutus: I want to be an executive, not a waiter!
My cousin worked as an executive waiter for awhile….but he quit because the female executives kept pinching him in the butt, and it hurt…..