The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 18, 2012
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Transcript:
Brutus: The chief keeps teasing me about my intelligence. It so happens my entire family's IQs are in the one-fifties! Man: Really? Each one of you is a genius? That's incredible! Brutus: No, no - I meant, all our IQs combined total in the one-fifties!
My ex-brother-in-law’s girlfriend claims her IQ is close to 200. She can’t even spell IQ. We just nod and smile and walk away so we can laugh somewhere other than in her face.