The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 14, 2012
Transcript:
Brutus: I want to make the chili Arnie gave me the recipe for, but I can't because you bought the wrong can of tomatoes. Gladys: No - I bought a can of stewed tomatoes, just as you asked me to! Brutus: Yes, but it's a twenty-two-ounce can - the recipe calls for a twenty-ounce can of tomatoes!
Off the record, the chili will be a little more tastier with a little more tomatoes.