Transcript:
Psychiatrist: How have you been doing with your self-esteem issues, lately?
Brutus: I feel that I am insignificant!
Psychiatrist: Can you give me a specific example why?
Brutus: My home address doesn't show up on my car's GPS navigation system!
It took the longest time for YahooMaps to show my address on the correct side of the nearest cross street. I even sent them a correction.