The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 29, 2013

Very good. Good answer.

wait till they ask the question about yearly househould income: she’ll be rolling on the ground in maniacal laughter.

That’s tacky! And there goes her preferred shopper card. They’ll be worried that a divorcee’ won’t be able to pay off her debts.

And it will be considerably shakier if she is accepted.

shake the can and see

Ouch

For me, real easy to answer — widower.