The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 04, 2014
May 03, 2014
May 05, 2014
Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Brutus: Excuse me, Chief - may I have a word with you? Brutus: Would you care to join me for a round of golf next weekend? Mr. Veeblefester: I regret to say I have given up the sport. Brutus: Gee, Chief, why? Mr. Veeblefester: I came to the inescapable conclusion that I do not have the temperament for golf. Brutus: How did you reach that conclusion? Mr. Veeblefester: When I realized I was throwing my golf clubs farther in fits of anger over my bad shots than the golf balls were traveling!
I hear Golf isn’t bad. I never did it myself, I just don’t have the drive for it.