Transcript:
Gladys: Only the Born Loser would get up in the morning, watch the weather channel forecast, find out it's going to be a beautiful day...
Gladys: Then spend the rest of the day inside, watching the weather channel, just in case something changes!
But ever since NBC bought the Weather Channel (and Comcast bought NBC), weather has been the last thing on their minds at the Weather Channel. Go on outside, Brutus; there’s nothing to see here.