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Brutus: I'd like dessert, but I'm trying to eat a healthier diet...I'll have the carrot cake.
Waitress: Just so you know, there's nothing particularly healthy about carrot cake.
Brutus: Don't be absurd! It has carrots in it, it must be good for me!
Yeah, keep telling yourself that and your waistline will increase steadily. Anything that says cake or pie, no matter what the ingredients is not healthy for you. So if you are going to have pie or cake, just take chocolate…LOL…