The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 26, 2015

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The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Brutus: Sigh...it's just not fair! Brutus: Why does everyone refer to me as the Born Loser? Brutus: Name one thing I've ever done to deserve that? Gladys: Well, there was that time you vowed to play the same numbers in the lottery every week until you won, only to have them come up the week after you quit! Gladys: Oh, and the time you let the woman in the checkout line go in front of you because she just had one item, and then she won the prize for being the store's millionth customer! Gladys: And remember the time you ran out of gas and walked two miles to a gas station, then forget in which direction you left the car! And then the time... Brutus: All right, already! I said name one!