The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 04, 2015
October 03, 2015
October 05, 2015
Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Brutus: Good morning, Gladys! I don't smell the coffee. Is it on, yet? Gladys: We're out of coffee. You'll have to do without it this morning. Brutus: Oh, no! Please tell me you're joking! Brutus: This is catastrophic! I can't wake up without my morning coffee! Gladys: Oh, don't be such a baby! You're making too big a deal about this! Gladys: After all, you're up and dressed - you're obviously awake! Brutus: Clinically speaking, a person is not functionally awake until he has had his morning coffee!
My Granddad started the day with a glass of vodka and a shot of milk.