The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 16, 2015
December 15, 2015
December 17, 2015
Transcript:
Gladys: I have some bad news...
Gladys: Mama says she isn't going to be able to make her fruitcake this year...
Gladys: But she's sending me her recipe, so I can make it for you!
Getting kinda late. To be any good, should have made it about Thanksgiving and had it setting in the fridge, absorbing the spirits you periodically pour onto it.
Just make sure that you use a good quality candied fruit that doesn’t have too much citron peel. That stuff has a waxy taste and cheap brands have too much because it’s less expensive than the other ingredients.
Argythree almost 9 years ago
Gee, one disappointment after another…
clayusmcret Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Intercept the mail.
burkeknight almost 9 years ago
The bad news is not the 2nd panel, but the 3rd! LOL
Charlie Fogwhistle almost 9 years ago
Getting kinda late. To be any good, should have made it about Thanksgiving and had it setting in the fridge, absorbing the spirits you periodically pour onto it.
angelfiredragon almost 9 years ago
I’ve never actually had fruit cake before, wonder if its any good.
Peter Gordon almost 9 years ago
The truth is, there is only one fruit cake in the world. It just keeps getting recycled. I know, old joke.
KEA almost 9 years ago
and the hits just keeeeeep on comin’
linsonl almost 9 years ago
I love fruitcake if I can put enough bourbon on it!
locake almost 9 years ago
I love fruitcake, especially the Carrot Cake Fruitcake I make. Delicious.
JoePhan almost 9 years ago
Just make sure that you use a good quality candied fruit that doesn’t have too much citron peel. That stuff has a waxy taste and cheap brands have too much because it’s less expensive than the other ingredients.
K M almost 9 years ago
You can buy doorstops cheaper at a hardware store.