The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 15, 2016
Transcript:
Brutus: Enjoying your holiday from school? Hurricane Hattie O'Hara: No - I've got to do a report on George Washington and Abe Lincoln. Brutus: They are forefathers of the United States. History is an important foundation of knowledge! Hurricane Hattie O'Hara: I'd rather learn about the foremothers!
MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago
I suppose someone had to make the sandwiches. .“I have not yet begun to nosh.”“Give me a Reuben or give me death.”“If they mean to have a picnic, let it begin here.”“These are times that try men’s souls.” (After running out of mustard.)“We must all lunch separately, or we shall surely lunch alone.”
Raider Red Premium Member over 8 years ago
Washington was a forefather. Lincoln was the stepdad that somehow made it through that bad second marriage, only to miss the reconciliation (if there indeed was one).
What? Me worried ? over 8 years ago
Fore fathers ? Damn and I had only one !
Jim Kerner over 8 years ago
See 1776 While liberties were taken, (get it.) You’ll see some of the future formothers.
gammaguy over 8 years ago
The four mothers are still cleaning up the debris left by the sculpting of Mount Rushmore.