The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 22, 2016
June 21, 2016
June 23, 2016
Transcript:
Brutus: I followed everyone's advice and stopped to smell the roses this morning!
Mr. Veeblefester: That's nice, Thornapple...
Mr. Veeblefester: But next time, stop on the way home from work - you're late!
Baarorso over 8 years ago
Veblefester is so sour he could reduce Dr. Leo Buscaglia (therapist who was known for his uber-positive outlook on life) to tears.
angelfiredragon over 8 years ago
Yeah it don’t work as well in the hot afternoons, as opposed to the cool mornings, maybe he should just stay late to make up for being late.
Alphaomega over 8 years ago
I’ve heard a lot of lame excuses for being late (co-workers of course) but this tops the list!
Alphaomega over 8 years ago
@NG49. Why bother if the story is mythical?
Wilde Bill over 8 years ago
“How can I be late? You fired me last week.”