The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 10, 2016
July 09, 2016
July 11, 2016
Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Brutus: Reading something good? Gladys: I'm reading an article about a new way of determining your body health... Gladys: It is based on the ratio between two of your body measurements... Gladys: Your height and waist... Gladys: For optimal health, you should maintain a two to one ratio. Brutus: Really? Well, what do ya know - I'm in good shape, then! Gladys: The two in the ratio is your height, not your waist, Pythagoras!
snoComic over 8 years ago
Darn. Pretty sure I am not 7 feet tall.
Raider Red Premium Member over 8 years ago
If I’d have heard this little “factoid” a year and half ago, I’d have thought I was in under the wire. Took a physical for a life insurance policy around that time and found that I had shrunk by 1¾" since I graduated from high school – probably the last time my height was accurately measured. The height listed on my TxDL has been wrong for God knows how long now. Geez, I wonder if you can be fined for lying about a fact on a government document by listing your height incorrectly on your driver license. I hope I don’t get pulled over and they ask me to get out of the truck and stand over there by that 5’-9" fence . . .
locake over 8 years ago
I’m 67 inches tall, 36 inches around the middle. Not great.
Otto Knowbetter over 8 years ago
I’m not overweight, I’m undertall.
Alphaomega over 8 years ago
Damn those Greeks!