The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 23, 2016
Transcript:
Brutus: Are you on Santa's "Nice" list? Hurricane Hattie O'Hara: I will be when he sees what I'm leaving him tomorrow night! Brutus: Oh, you're going to leave him milk and cookies? Hurricane Hattie O'Hara: Nah, everybody does that. I'm gonna leave him a pizza and a hot toddy!
After a hot toddie Santa might not make it back up the chimney.