The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 29, 2018

No wonder, he makes her wear that stupid kewpie shirt all the time.

Be thankful you don’t have Hobbes greeting you like he greets Calvin.

Considering the sub par family he has (witch with a “b” for a wife and a son as dumb as a bunch of rocks) I’d consider him to be fortunate indeed. ;D

If you come home and you find yourself alone, enjoy the silence while it lasts.

Sometimes Brutus reminds me of Sleprock who was on The Pebbles And Bamm Bamm Show.

Whenever I get home my cat Laptop says “Whoopee!”, hisses at me, sticks his tongue out at me, gives me the middle claw then demands to be fed.

there’s no one at home except me, so I am never disappointed at my reception,

ha ha . it’s funny because everybody detests and disrespects him

Enjoy the peace and quiet. Now is your time to do whatever you want and not do what you should, but don’t want to. Being alone isn’t necessarily lonely. I’m having a party for one.