The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 09, 2021

The famous Three Miles Island eggs.

I’d say that eggs with three yolks are standard in all the Springfield grocery stores on the “Simpsons” TV show.;-D

Did the 3 yolk egg glow in the dark?

From the three foot hen…..

Hope you didn’t eat it. (them)

That farm must have been run by the family known as the Oblongs who live near the high tension lines down by the toxic waste dump.I often buy the jumbo eggs at the store and they often contain at least one in the dozen that’s a double yoker. Makes a great sandwich.

I didn’t know they lived in Springfield!

“…from the farmer with three eyes.”

that doesn’t like sound like luck to me.

The third yolk was not as funny as the first two. Might have been the delivery.

We had chickens on the farm when growing up. They were free range and we weren’t anywhere near any nuclear plants, etc. but we would get 1 or 2 triple yolk eggs every week from our hens.

♬ On a chicken farm just downstream of Oak Ridge, Tennessee

A nuclear reactor leaked some water accidentally

What happened next is like a horror story by Ralph Nader

That toxic waste leaked into a brood house incubator ♪♩

Ray Stevens – Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens

“Tak!”

And they glowed in the dark.

…..and a four foot rooster!

What are the odds? When I cracked an egg for my morning omelet I also had twins!

Their motto is: “The yolks on you!” ☺

And the myth mongers continue to enrich themselves off of the ignorant masses.

You shoulda seen the chickens.

I used to buy super jumbo eggs that the majority had double yolks.

Not the best place to shop at for fresh food. Come to think of it, not for anything except maybe getting to x-rays….

Could it be that all of Brutus’s problems can be traced back to eating radioactive eggs.

This would explain Brutus’ lack of hair.

I wonder what color they were.

The yolks on you

Nuclear Power: bringing you better living since 1948.Actually the first time a town was powered by nuclear power was 1955.

“Maybe that’s also why I’m an only child too!”